CALIGULA

CALIGULA: a profile with enough logged history to stop pretending anything here is accidental.

This profile is mostly kill pressure: 265 CTF kills sitting behind the rest of the objective chaos. Solid CTF: solid CTF player. Useful, occasionally rude, and dangerous enough that ignoring them is how matches become lectures.

Gameplay read: this is proper CTF work. The player is not just here to decorate the kill feed; they are actually moving the match.

Lifetime CTF file: 2 CTF matches, 102 objective events, 265 CTF kills, and 816 MVP score. Per match that is 51.0 objective events, 132.5 kills, and 408.0 MVP score, which is enough maths to make voice chat go quiet for half a second. Small sample warning: 2 CTF matches is enough for a read, but not enough to start carving statues.

Flag crime report: 12 grabs, 1 pickups, 0 caps, and 0 solos. Finish rate is 0% from touches and - of caps were solo, so this is where we decide whether the player is a runner, a thief, or just repeatedly lost in enemy base.

Recovery department: 10 returns, 8 mid returns, 2 clutch returns, and 44 flag kills. That is 10.0 returns per CTF match, with 10% coming in the close-save panic window where everyone suddenly develops opinions.

Team value: 1 assists, 18 covers, and 6 seals, running at 12.5 support actions per CTF match. Role shape says Kill Pressure, with Kills holding 55% of the model, so the stats are pointing at the job they actually do, not the job they claim in Discord.

Recent form sits at 0% wins over 2 games, which the report department has officially filed as cold run. CALIGULA has spent the most time on CTF-UH-NeverEndingSpam-3v3, with 1 recorded games there and a 0% win rate.

PUG draft setup read: this player runs 119.5 cm with 90 FOV, likely built more for tracking and controlled aim than emergency spins.

Connection read: UHNet has their con as good over the last 3 months (7 UHNet events, no ping avg ping, 100/100 reliability), with no reconnects, timeouts, or poor-quality flags.

The CTF footprint is 102 objective actions: 12 grabs, 0 caps, 20 returns, 44 flag kills, and 25 support actions. The K/D says the beam is not just decorative, even if the victim will absolutely blame lag.